You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.
My father was in real estate, banking, and land management. As family life, it was very conventional, happy, and comfortable. We weren’t wealthy, but we were well-off.
People who are not interested in food always seem rather dry and unloving and don’t have a real gusto for life.
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
Black movies don’t have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That’s not a name, that’s just a location.
If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.
The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I’m not going to say there’s a worst part. I mean I’m a comedian – comedians like to work alone. So maybe I’m not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
I’ll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
It’s my real name. My mother’s name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.
The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
It is time to face the real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
I have found that – just as in real life – imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would’ve had a chance. Because that’s where my real heart was.
I’m a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.