We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.
I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.
And that, said John, is that.
I was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn’t anymore.
For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.
If a statement is untrue, it is not the more respectable because it has been said in Latin.
It was a drowsy summer afternoon, and the Forest was full of gentle sounds, which all seemed to be saying to Pooh, ‘Don’t listen to Rabbit, listen to me.’ So he got in a comfortable position for not listening to Rabbit.
It looks like a bothering sort of day.
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don’t stop and eat it along the way.
If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn’t involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.
Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.
Promise you won’t forget me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.
Walking with her man, Lost in a dream.
If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.
And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.
His dress told her nothing, but his face told her things which she was glad to know.