I never know how much of what I say is true.
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
I’m working my way toward divinity.
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
Total contentment is only for cows.
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’