If people really want to find you, they find you.
I’m a nut, but not just a nut.
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It’s so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can’t rule them all, you can’t get an accord from all of them.
There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Life is a game, and it’s much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
When I feel like I’m stuck, I do something – not like I’m Mother Teresa or anything, but there’s someone that’s forgotten about in your life, all the time. Someone that could use an ‘Attaboy’ or a ‘How you doin’ out there.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.
I think all phases of one’s career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they’re reading the damn screen. That’s more reading than people used to do.
I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.
I don’t really read the reviews – but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato.
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say “we’re ready for you” and I say “oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches.” You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, “well, he’s drinking again.”
I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.