You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
Repetition is the death of magic.
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
I’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
You can present the material, but you can’t make me care.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.