What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It’s ashame.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
Calvin : There’s no problem so awful, that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
The problem with people is that they’re only human.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
If you’ve got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don’t work as well.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
I guess I just don’t have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.