You win some and you lose some. Unless you’re Virgil, then you lose them all.
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.