One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
No man can discover his own talents.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Most horror movies are certainly that.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
You made one mistake. You married me.
I am a daylight atheist.
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.