I saw a sign that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’. So I did.
The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
It’s not that the Irish are cynical. It’s rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
The English and Americans dislike only some Irish – the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers – the ones that think.
They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues...
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
Other people’s interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.