Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing.
Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don’t want creeps around my little sisters.
Wrestling is pretty DIY. I’ve been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It’s like being in a band or running a zine – except that I get to kick people in the face.
A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.
I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.
I am officially a member of The New Breed!
The CM stands for Cole Miner.
One week I’ll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma’s Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.
I owe my career to Paul Heyman.
There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena.
You’d figure he’d go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker’s streak!
Right now at the announce table we’ve got two kings and a queen, I’ll let you figure out who’s who.
Stay down, David. Stay down.
Looks like he’s dressed for court.
Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.
I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.