What you’ve lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You’re the 10-time WWE Champion! You’re the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You’re a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!
I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.
My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.
Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.
I don’t know if you guys know this but I’m sort of a big deal.
I don’t know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don’t spend my money. I don’t buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I’ve ever bought with the money I’ve made is my house.
You’re not funny and nobody likes you!
I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that’s hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.
Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I’m a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!
King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.
Right now, I would like complete silence when I’m talking.
I’ll go be the best in the world somewhere else.
So what? I’m out here doing commentary with Malaria.
I’m not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don’t look like CM Punk when I’m not in my gear.
I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I’m proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.
Is he under the influence or something?
I’m not doing my job if people are like, “What you do is fake.” And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.
I am fat and I don’t care.
Sir! Sir! I’m afraid your music is just too loud!