You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
I’ll never be known for my work with boundaries.
People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn’t know was George.
Now I say I’m a diarist with an explanation I’ll get back to you on. Someday I may try and write in memoir form.
Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.
My mother’s career was over at 40 but she was still trying to be everyone’s buddy, always smiling for the cameras.
So when I was 24, someone suggested to me that I was bipolar, and I thought that was ridiculous. I just thought he was trying to get out of treating me. But he was also responding to the chaotic nature of my life.
In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.
If talking were aerobic, I’d be the thinnest person in the world.
Ambition is exhausting. It makes you friends with people for the wrong reasons, just like drugs.
Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don’t know me who gossip about me. You can’t believe the things I’ve heard.
I don’t want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in difficult situations to show off that particular gift, and I’m not interested in doing that anymore.
One of the great things to pretend is that you’re not only alright, you’re in great shape. Now to have that come true – I’ve actually gone on stage depressed and that’s worked its magic on me, ’cause if I can convince you that I’m alright, then maybe I can convince me.
My inner world seems largely to consist of three rotating emotions: embarrassment, rage, and tension. Sometimes I feel excited, but I think that’s just positive tension.
I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.
And when you’re young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.
As we all know, there is no underwear in space.
Leia follows me like a vague smell.
You’re not famous until you’re a Pez dispenser.
I’m fond of kissing. It’s part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people.