The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don’t have one.
You can’t beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!
I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It’s rooted in fiction and junk science.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.