Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.
Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before and it probably won’t kill you.
There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings.
Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.
It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.
One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
The last time I saw you, I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!
Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.
They’re book addicts.
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.
Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.
If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.
Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.
Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.
Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.
To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn’t work, there is nothing left.