The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space.
It’s fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you’re not safe, when you’re not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.
Of course I’ve got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I’ve got em ’cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.