My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it’s a sport.
So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.
Because you make me laugh don’t make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that’s how they make their living.
When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.
Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another.
Eating liver out of a cow’s body is like eating the filter out of a car.
No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.
What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.
At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.
A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.
Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.
In the South they don’t mind how close I get, so long as I don’t get too big. In the North they don’t mind how big I get, so long as I don’t get too close.
Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast – I don’t eat, I don’t drink, I don’t talk.
And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’