Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
It is that word ‘hunny,’ my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
Hold your pen and spare your voice.
Writing well is the best revenge.
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you’ll live through the night.
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
Ducking for apples – change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.