I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Don’t Panic.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.