You’re right, a spleen is a strange thing-we technically don’t need one, but maybe spleens are kept in our bodies in case we mutate or evolve, and if we grow wings or tentacles we need to have the spleen in place in order for them to work.
Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn’t exist yet. Fate is for losers!
I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.
Only the disenfranchised can party with abandon.
What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we’re not animals?
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels.
What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story – something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.
God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
I like doing radio because it’s so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you’re inside there heads, not only that, you’re in there laying eggs.
I guess the thing about exposing your heart is that people may not even notice it. Like a flop movie. Or they’ll borrow your heart and they’ll forget to return it to you.
Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.
Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that’s sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
A ring is a halo on your finger.
I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.