Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
Long lives aren’t natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
It’s weird when people start sentences with ‘frankly’ – as if their other sentences don’t count.
It’s difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
In our heads we’re all about 33 years old.
If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.
I’ve got 911 on speed dial.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
Star Trek characters never go shopping.
You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.
You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don’t take them, the universe says to itself, ‘Oh I see, this person doesn’t like opportunities’ and stops giving them to you.
The real killers in the business world aren’t the ones who aim for the top, it’s the ones who aim for two notches below the top.
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.
I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.
Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn’t take a break from you.
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you’re past it.