I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
If you’re not spending every waking moment of your day radically rethinking the nature of the world-if you’re not plotting every moment boiling the carcass of the old order-then you’re wasting your day.
Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it’s going to disappear completely.
Quick. Name ten dead redheads.
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it’s been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
Long lives aren’t natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
It’s weird when people start sentences with ‘frankly’ – as if their other sentences don’t count.
It’s difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
In our heads we’re all about 33 years old.
If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.
I’ve got 911 on speed dial.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
Star Trek characters never go shopping.
You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.
You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don’t take them, the universe says to itself, ‘Oh I see, this person doesn’t like opportunities’ and stops giving them to you.
The real killers in the business world aren’t the ones who aim for the top, it’s the ones who aim for two notches below the top.