I don’t want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
Technology favors horrible people.
Purchased experiences don’t count.
If you don’t have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can’t expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?
All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family – it’s just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.
Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.
Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.
If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal.
If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.
Forget about being world famous, it’s hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
The past is a finite resource.
People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people’s families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
Failure is authentic, and because it’s authentic, it’s real and genuine, and because of that, it’s a pure state of being.