You’d need millions of zombies for a so-called “apocalypse” anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?
When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!
The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party!
But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain.
Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.
Don’t do this.
Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one. Unless you like fun.
Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker.
[The Flamethrower] May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses.
Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?
Nobody ever changed the world on 40 hours a week.
My proceeds from the PayPal acquisition were $180 million. I put $100 million in SpaceX, $70m in Tesla, and $10m in Solar City. I had to borrow money for rent.
You should take the approach that you’re wrong. Your goal is to be less wrong.
You get paid in direct proportion to the difficulty of problems you solve.
I’m not trying to be anyone’s savior. I’m just trying to think about the future and not be sad.
I take the position that I’m always to some degree wrong, and the aspiration is to be less wrong.
They were building a Ferrari for every launch, when it was possible that a Honda Accord might do the trick.
Constantly think about how you could be doing things better.
One of the biggest mistakes we made was trying to automate things that are super easy for a person to do, but super hard for a robot to do.
One of the really tough things is figuring out what questions to ask. Once you figure out the question, then the answer is relatively easy.