Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
You know you’re in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you’re told. – Artemis Fowl.
I don’t like lollipops.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.
A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
We’re being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
You wouldn’t know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read ‘I’m a clue.
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter – they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
D’Arvit!
The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.
I’m right there with you, darlin’. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I’m way back in the Operations Room.
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it’s probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
What’s that supposed to mean? A wolf’s head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Stay back, human. You don’t know what you’re dealing with.
I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember?