Lollipop!
I’m not impressed.
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.
If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma.
I am surprised. ‘A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?
But then what were physical feelings if not more electrical messages from the brain? Why believe in them either? Was there anything trustworthy in the Universe that one could hug and hold on to in the midst of a butterfly storm, other than a Hawaliusian wind staunch?
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots.
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
Don’t try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox’s aura on your wonderstruck face.
Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I’ve got them all, but most of all, I’m crazy about you.
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I’m often forced to read in the bathroom.
Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
Hey, if you can’t remember, don’t worry about it. I’m having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I’ve been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
It would take less than a second for you to die. But that’s quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don’t you think?