They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
The name’s Bond. James Omar Bond.
Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Really, I’m trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she’s singing, but it doesn’t appear to be over.
Commander: What’s that? Foaly: It’s a finger, what does look like?
Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, ‘Die alien scum’ he was saying feverishly...
When you’ve come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn’t hold many surprises.
Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and the manuscript for THE BIG O.
People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Sometimes plans don’t translate smoothly from paper to real life.
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl.
There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
That was all he said, except for “Aaaeerrgghhh.” Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed “Aaaeerrgghhh” was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.
This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.