A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?
It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?
My bugs don’t have bugs.
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it.
When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I’m trying to do something decent now, Captain.
I’m the nut!
I miss my suits...
Lollipop!
I’m not impressed.
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.
If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma.
I am surprised. ‘A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?
But then what were physical feelings if not more electrical messages from the brain? Why believe in them either? Was there anything trustworthy in the Universe that one could hug and hold on to in the midst of a butterfly storm, other than a Hawaliusian wind staunch?
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots.
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.