Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn’t despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
And it’s amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. – Angeline Fowl.
Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
Boo-hoo. Help me, I’m a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.
In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.
Why can’t we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
The craft’s occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn’t. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel at a reckless speed with only a kleptomaniac dwarf’s word for what lay at the other end.
Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks.
Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I’m not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn’t start beating for the first time in a month.” I couldn’t deny it. So I didn’t.
Mulch was not impressed. ‘I’m not impressed,’ he said.