Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.
It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Trust me. I’m a genius.
No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
You know you’re in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you’re told. – Artemis Fowl.
I don’t like lollipops.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.
A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.