Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
I’m in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
If you really love guitar, you’re going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.