There is no hell. There is only France.
To me absurdity is the only reality.
Music is always a commentary on society.
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
Most people wouldn’t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.
What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’.
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you’re asking for trouble.
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
You is what you am, a cow don’t make ham.