Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.
Without “Louie Louie” a symphony is not quite so grand.
Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.
What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
One size does not fit all.
Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
It’s the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.
Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn’t mean you’ve reached them.
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder.
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
My English teacher, he’s like, he’s like Mr. Bu-fu.
Unbind your mind, there is no time.
My guitar wants to kill your mama.
These girls wouldn’t let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.