While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin’.
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.
He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity.
All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn’t read, and their rulers didn’t care about remembering what happened to them.
Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?
The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.
I’m not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn’t work...
Jazz is the music of unemployment.
It’s a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
I detest ‘love lyrics.’ I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on ’love lyrics.