In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.
Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
My school spirit is at an all time low, I’m losing my status at the school.
There will never be a nuclear war; there’s too much real estate involved.
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
I ain’t the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don’t change those evil ways, I’m gonna make her bleed.
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
One and one is eleven.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
It’s two o’clock in the morning, they’re not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which?