Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.
Hair growing out every hole in me.
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they’re all a waste of time. It’s your ass that’s on the line.
Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.
She use to knock me out until her face broke out.
In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.
Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
My school spirit is at an all time low, I’m losing my status at the school.
There will never be a nuclear war; there’s too much real estate involved.