He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.
Just be glad you don’t live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.
Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.
Never bend over for a Christian.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
King of kings, that must be Elvis.
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I’m gonna take my life.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump.
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
The devil, he’s about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow’s peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.
I think that if a person doesn’t feel cynical then they’re out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization – you can’t just swallow it whole.
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance, it’s what makes America great.
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity.
Do your job and do it right, life’s a ball, TV tonight.
They’s making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.