Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
I ain’t the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don’t change those evil ways, I’m gonna make her bleed.
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
One and one is eleven.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
It’s two o’clock in the morning, they’re not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which?
He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.
Just be glad you don’t live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.
Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don’t ever go.
Never bend over for a Christian.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.