Repent, Harlequin,” said the Ticktock Man. “Get stuffed,” the Harlequin replied.
In my ugly, elitist opinion we are not all entitled to voice our opinions, we are entitled to pass along our informed opinions.
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.
Like a wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we were, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment.
Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
They minute people fall in love they become liars.
I don’t mind you thinking I’m stupid, but don’t talk to me like I’m stupid.