I’m an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You’re either a writer or you’re not.
I’d just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don’t know what I’m going to come at you with.
You’re not hardcore, unless you live hardcore.
I’m fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
I don’t think of myself as a great improver. A lot of times there’s long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio is looking at their watch and waiting for me to say something. And I’m searching desperately in my brain for anything before something dribbles out.
Weddings mainly are for drinkers.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I’d probably party with the Buddha.
When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn’t get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself.
I’m used to being crazy and “rock-n-rolly”, which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.
I’m a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I’m a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I’m thirty-four because well, I don’t know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four.
Seems like every other day there’s somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, “I can’t believe he did that, I can’t believe she did that.”
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.
I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.
Tenacious D loves Auntie Em’s. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
Me personally, I don’t have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they’re all pretty funny.
I serve society by rocking!
Habit is the strongest thing in life.
I like being married. I’m at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don’t go out for wild nights.