Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.
I don’t have any real spirituality in my life – I’m kind of an atheist – but when music can take me to the highest heights, it’s almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.
The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.
Let’s face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the ‘Pink Panther’ theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
I’d rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
People scream at me, “Hey, let’s party.” I give off an I’m-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.
I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There’s a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They’re filling some kind of hole.
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, “Wow, you look much better now.”