No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall.
Try not to think too often, you’ll only hurt yourself.
Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.
People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.
All I’m saying is that sooner of later, you’ll have to come to terms with yourself. You can’t wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn’t keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don’t apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.
Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah.
I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
You can run from the grave, but you can’t hide.
Your mom can’t hate a whole country because of one person!
If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I’ll bite you in a manner you won’t enjoy.
I’m attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I’d light him up like a firecracker with how fast I’d jump on him.
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?
Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I’d be shooting myself in the head if I were you.
My body is the only thing that’s truly mine, so I don’t give it away as though it’s worthless.
Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.
Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.
Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?” Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.