The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes – nothing was as calming as creaming butter – and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the smell of baking chocolate, she took final stock of where she’d been and where she was going. Everything was fine.
Broaden your horizons. They’re the only ones you’ll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.
She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she thought, disgusted, and dropped it on the floor.
Christ, I’m in a Doris Day movie.
We’re going to need a bigger dock.
Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don’t hang right without them.
Can we go to work now? Because we’re about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don’t think we can come back from that.
There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Real life doesn’t have to suck.
A bar would not be a good career move for you.
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. – Anthony.
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won’t let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she’s playing fair, or that she’s being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she’s crossing you off her list of possibilities.
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
If you haven’t failed, you’re not trying hard enough.
The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class.