Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don’t hang right without them.
Can we go to work now? Because we’re about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don’t think we can come back from that.
There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
Real life doesn’t have to suck.
A bar would not be a good career move for you.
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. – Anthony.
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won’t let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she’s playing fair, or that she’s being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she’s crossing you off her list of possibilities.
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
If you haven’t failed, you’re not trying hard enough.
The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class.
Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I’m Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture.
Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn’t mean is isn’t real, doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter, but basically, we’re talking a practice swing in the big game of love.
Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. – Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight.
Nothing but good times ahead.
If you can’t be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
Zach had brought her a dog.