Don’t call me a dinosaur. It isn’t fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?
Pain is a byproduct of life. That’s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. That’s true for everyone. But if you don’t face the pain and the suck, you don’t ever get the other things either. Laughter. Joy. Love. Pain passes, but those things are worth fighting for. Worth dying for.
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.
How long have you been a Wiccan?? ‘A what?’ ‘A pagan. A witch.’ ‘I’m not a witch,’ I said, glancing out the door. ‘I’m a wizard.’ Sanya frowned. ‘What is the difference?’ ‘Wizard has a Z’ He looked at me blankly. ‘No one appreciates me.’ I muttered.
It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.
Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
Bite me, faerie fruitcake.
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!
I’m dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.
If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!
I’m brilliant as well as skilled,” he said modestly. “It’s a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.
I’m trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn’t lip off to them, after shooting my mouth off to faerie queens and Vampire Courts – plural, Courts – demigods and demon lords, they might get their feelings hurt.
Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.
HARRY DRESDEN – WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment.
Tiny, but fierce!
Thank God for wisecracks.
Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.
Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.