Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.
You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
Me and polite have never been on close terms.
Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you’ve heard of the concept. It’s called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.
Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!
It’s all right to be afraid. You just don’t let it stop you from doing your job.
There are things you can’t walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.
Polka will never die.
You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
In the action business, when you don’t want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it ‘taking cover.’ It’s more heroic.
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon – perfect.
Love is another kind of power, which shouldn’t surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other things. And when two people are together, in that intimacy, when they really, selflessly love each other it changes them both. It lingers on in the energy of their lives, even when they are apart.
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.
It isn’t good to hold on too hard to the past. You can’t spend your whole life looking back. Not even when you can’t see what lies ahead. All you can do is keep on keeping on, and try to believe that tomorrow will be what it should be – even if it isn’t what you expected.
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
See? This is why I’m not religious. I couldn’t possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.
A technicality I’m prepared to hide wildly behind.
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?