An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
Don’t eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
When in doubt, pig out!
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that’s ok, because you can’t afford it anyway.
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
You have to do something when you’re lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.