Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.
Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.
For me, I don’t go in the backdoor. That’s the one thing I don’t do.
I’m the white Mohammad Ali.
Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.
I don’t doll myself up for TV because I want people to accept me for who I am.
Time management is the key. Although it seems hectic, as long as you manage your time properly you can get everything done.
What I want to do is, I want to put together a nice list of those guys who I really did admire when I was growing up, listening to names like Lord Finesse.
I admire the military. I guess in a world of villains and heroes, they’re my heroes. Their dedication, their commitment, their discipline, their code of ethics.
There’s no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!
I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I’m not one to take myself too seriously.
The last time the three of us were in the ring together, it was pretty awesome. Vickie, we had a sweet, sexy, passionate make-out session. Dolph you remember! You were there! You were cool with it.
For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home!
Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!
I think I’m not uber into the comedy scene, but I love to laugh, especially in our business, where you’re always front and center over an extremely, sometimes overly-critical live audience. I think it helps to laugh.
I would say luck and preparation. I didn’t dominate WWE when I first started, it was a slow process. I wasn’t labelled the golden child from day one, it’s been a very long road.
Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!
Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy’s.