Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!
When you see me on TV, that’s about as close to my real personality as you can get.
Lita on the other hand, she’s rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.
We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!
Vince McMahon owns me.
Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That’s Tazz, he’s a thug. And that’s Michael Cole, he’s gay.
I don’t have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.
Baloney fudging mustard!
And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!
My life is being ruined by the internet!
You want some? Come get some!
I never back down and I never quit!
It’s unrated, which means it’s too confusing to possibly put a rating on.
I am a champion who makes an impact.
This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy’s chant.
I don’t wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I’m scared that he’s gonna eat me!
Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that’s great.
15 steel chairs? That’s insane. It was 23 steel chairs.
You’re dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.
CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors.