Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
I imagine Johnny Mathis hates Bin Laden as much as I do, but could Johnny agree Bin Laden had a better speechwriter than Bush? “Axis of Evil”? Come on. “A swimmer in the ocean does not fear the rain” is much more powerful propaganda. Poetic, even.
There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.
Baltimore never changes much. People aren’t impressed by anything. It’s great; it’s not a trendy town.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.
My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior – BEFORE the Reformation.
I’m an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s – I even have a couple of 33s and I do have a turntable. But I must admit, I don’t listen to vinyl today. But I listen to all types of music.
Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.
I’d love to sell out completely. It’s just that nobody has been willing to buy.
I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it’s the ultimate hissy fit.
I respect everything I make fun of.
I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.
Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax.
As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don’t have any.
If you can make someone laugh who’s dead set against you, that’s the first step to winning them over to your side.
I didn’t become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie.
Fifty years seems like a good anniversary. Even after I’m dead, how much better could I get than this? I mean, it’s great, I’m not dead, so I get to see it.
I’m for gay marriage. I don’t want to do it, but I certainly think people should be allowed to, and I wouldn’t vote for anybody that would be against it. But at the same time, why do we have to be good now? Why can’t we be villains in movies?
I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn’t let me.