Every aquarium will eventually leak.
The first thing you’ll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he’ll do it that way.
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
If anything can go wrong it will.
Dad taught me everything I know, but he would never tell me anything he knew.
A mountain has no need for people, but people do need mountains. We go to them for their beauty, for the exhilaration of standing closer to mysterious skies, for the feeling of triumph that comes from having labored to reach a summit.
A man, well, he’ll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can’t fool a dog.
If you are a good writer – and I think I am – you are able to handle any kind of group and imagine their lives.
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.
After years of living with the coldest realities I still believe that one reaps what one sows and that to sow kindness is the best of all investments.
Any horse can win on any given day.
The fountain is my speech. The tulips are my speech. The grass and trees are my speech.
In fishing, golf and gardening, if you don’t have a healthy tolerance for your own ineptitude, then it isn’t for you.
The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.
Good luck is often with the man who doesn’t include it in his plans. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
I don’t pay attention to him. I don’t even ignore him.
This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.
Chaplin is no businessman.
I’m exhausted from not talking.