If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that’s dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.
There’s always a down side with any freedom. It’s not just homosexual freedom, but any sexual freedom comes at a price, and that is usually art.
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.
I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.
Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.
Alright, let’s admit it, we Jews killed Christ – but it was only for three days.
If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.
Life is a four-letter word.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.
Communism is just one big telephone company.
What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else’s pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.
I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.
You put a guy on a desert island, he’ll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.
I’ve been accused of bad taste, and I’ll go down to my grave accused of it and always by the same people, the ones who eat in restaurants that reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Once you sleep on feathers you can’t go back to sleeping on the floor.
TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I’m playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.
I’ve talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.
You can’t just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.