Ehhhhh. I’m a song!
There are six R’s.
Can’t go to bed, without a cup of tea, and maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep, and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep, though it makes to sense to me.
In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.
And I’d marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
I’m gay. It’s pretty unfortunate.
My ideas for the future? To take over the world.
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I’ll start the night with her, but then I’ll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.
I want my first son to be called ‘Tommy.’ It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson.
If you want to do something, go for it. You’ve got nothing to lose.
You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’
You can’t go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi!
I’m normally last and I’m quite a late person and that is just who I am.
I like someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
To be honest, I don’t think I’m the best role model in the world. I’m pretty immature sometimes.