It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!
I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said “I do, and I also wash and iron them.” I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
I’ve always had a weakness for foreign affairs.
I’m the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night.
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.
Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.
Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.
Well behaved women do not make history.
The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood...
Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
Ice is nice at any price.
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O’Neill, Tennessee and me?
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
Sometimes it seems to me I’ve known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.
I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that’s talent.
You may think you’re in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn’t love the man before, you won’t love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.
I’ve been in ‘Who’s Who’ and I know what’s what, but it’ll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.