I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
Never ask a man where he has been.
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Look your best – who said love is blind?
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he’s a ruler.
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.
The censors wouldn’t even let me sit on a guy’s lap, and I’ve been on more laps than a table-napkin.
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it’s your best foot.
I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.